DOTA : Crude exchanges

Here are two DOTA chat logs. I have experienced pretty hilarious and sore exchange of words, these two are just such. May post more if I have time.

Leavers
darkhunter : -ar
An enemy has chosen Chen.
darkhunter has left the game.
kok : ...
Gibaboom : rr pls
wah : cont?
sirzul : ...
Gibaboom : how to 3v4...
wah : rr
@didas : he random ar
@didas : ccb
sirzul : cont la
wah : lol ccb
Gibaboom : cont then
fannyfine : why these world got this kind of idiots?
wah : siaz
We later won, due to perserverance and good team work. 3 vs 4.

Hokkien sore losers
lockx the Bone Fletcher has been killed.
lockx : my boney so little life alo wan gang
t½,, ¢ : if not let u farm?
lockx : haha
lockx : jkjk
t½,, ¢ : jk ur lan : )
lockx : cannot relax
Rieden€€€ : game only relax
ms lin : diam
ms lin : gt ur problem annot?
lockx : si bei guai lan
lockx : later going to own them
Rieden€€€ : me too
After awhile.... we were owning
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : items so many for wad.. oso lose
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : ¯'¯
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : only noe hw to use cheap char..
lockx : shh
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : shh ur lj lar. u not happy u can leaver
lockx : shh
wolfff : you too, not happy can leave
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : limpei dun wan leave u wan wad..
Rieden€€€ : he'ls lame
t½,, ¢ : eh kp la
t½,, ¢ : u smlj
t½,, ¢ : knn
fannyfine : sore?
lockx : shh
t½,, ¢ : not ur tai ji
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : knn limpei ai guai lan ur taiji
t½,, ¢ : cb
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : use ur best char to defeat our random, proud?
lockx : nobody sae bone is my best
lockx : i still learning bone dude
Rieden€€€ : you wanan random, your prob
Rieden€€€ : you random you lose, means you noob
t½,, ¢ : u kp smlj
ms lin : we gt play ur hand?
t½,, ¢ : FYUCK OFF LA
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : NNB
ms lin : knn ./.
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : u tink u pro?
ms lin : guai lan izzit?
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : FO lar
lockx : shh
t½,, ¢ : shh?
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : shh ur lj
ms lin : shh ur lan lar..
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : small gina
ms lin : go toilet
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : tmr no sch very happy?
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : can play until so late
lockx : u r pro
lockx : i noob
wolfff : ..... whose the small gina?
t½,, ¢ : dun guai lan
t½,, ¢ : WAT, CB, u wat
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : wolfff mai guai lar hor..
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : wu ji tmr come settle..
wolfff : not happy ar?
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : amk central
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : come lar
wolfff : k
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : see u wu ji anot..
wolfff : 8am
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : 8am limpei slping lar..
t½,, ¢ : knn u wake up fuck ur mother ar?
ms lin : 8am ur mama.. u gt c pple pua taiji in mornin...
ms lin : zzz
fannyfine : 5am la
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : fuck ur sis ah
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : buay song come find me
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : come amk lar
t½,, ¢ : call me lar 91238495
ms lin : smlj..
t½,, ¢ : wu ji lai
t½,, ¢ : pubor
lockx : noob
¯'¯â,,¢,,¢ : limpei wan kpkb ur taiji...
Rieden€€€ : lame asses
At this point we had wiped out every building except the 1000+ hp tree.
You have been disconnected.