Stepped on shit

Today I stepped on shit at the public toilet. Some clown before me, flushed and the toilet bowl over flowed, spilling shit, urine and soiled paper on the toilet floor. A reflection of my current
situation (ha ha). Wading through shit at work. And guess what, in the afternoon it was my turn. I flushed after crapping like no tommorrow, and the bowl over flowed too. But no shit spewed out of the bowl, just clean water. The cleaner went in just when I left the toilet. Guess he should be giving me the evil eye the next time we meet.

Not my fault what, I tried to flush, but the bowl got jammed.

Anyway, my sole still smells of urine.. yuck! What a wonderful day to start 2006!

Happy New Year!